I hate your face
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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