It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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