If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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