your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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