North Korea, Best Korea!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You pole danced in your parka.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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