The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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