and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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