just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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