Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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