you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Randomize