I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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