I love black thongs
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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