check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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