It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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