that's an acceptable place to lick
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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