is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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