The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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