I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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