Swine flu. Run for my life!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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