i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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