People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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