Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I cut my penus on the lid.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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