I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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