Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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