we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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