; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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