You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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