And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Dicks are not precious.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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