your thong is hanging out like whoa
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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