i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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