Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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