Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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