WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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