do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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