Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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