So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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