i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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