okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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