Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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