Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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