the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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