This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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