yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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