google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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