isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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