You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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