Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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