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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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