this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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