I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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